To all you budding lawyers/solicitors who want to get rich quickly. Buy a printer, any consumer inkjet printer will do. Go home and start setting it up. In the process, you’ll find that no USB cable is included. Be very annoyed about this. Raise a class action lawsuit (or what ever it might be called here in Britain) against all major printer manufacturers who do this. Hire me to show up in the court as expert witness. I’m pretty cheap at £4500/day. Win the case.
- You’ll be a hero to millions of those similarly angered by printer manufacturers
- You’ll have changed the course of history
- You’ll have started my career as an expert witness; something I never thought I’d do but can’t see why I wouldn’t
- You’ll be a millionaire