So these three men were in a pub, having a quiet pint after a hard and stressful week.
Man 1: “I’ve had the worst week ever. My dog died.”
Man 2: “No, mine’s been even worse. My dog, cat and goldfish died. All in one day.”
Man 3: “That’s pretty terrible guys, but mine’s been even worse: I’ve spent six and half hours on hold to BT.”